Patriots Draft a Fake Person in the 2nd Round

Is "WE CANT BELIEVE THIS HAPPENED" trending bc the Pats took a D2 guy at 37 overall?

— Doz (very niche!) #hiredozo (@DozonLife) April 24, 2020

Guess what people? For the first time in over 30 days I'm drinking alcohol which means you're getting a special Friday Night buzzed blog right now. So the Pats lose the face of the franchise and trade the greatest Tight End of all time and how do they refill the cupboard? By taking a DIVISION TWO safety in the second round. Sure this guy was good in D2... second team All-American.......IN DIVISION TWO. I will gladly take getting old takes exposed rn. I hope I'm wrong. I hope this guy is the next Ronnie Lott and I look like a fucking idiot, but based on history and statistics I'm guessing the Pats just took Tavon Wilson/Jordan Richards 2.0. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKkkk thhhhhhiIIIIIsssssssssssssSSSSSSs.

Newest New Englander.#Patriots select S @KingDugg_3 with the 37th overall pick. pic.twitter.com/QhHjfSk0jz

— New England Patriots (@Patriots) April 24, 2020