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Roy Kent is NOT a CGI Effect!

9/8/2021

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This story is not exactly fresh off the presses, but I do not care. It makes me laugh and I want to share it with my millions of loyal readers.
Saturday, I had a fantasy football draft that I am not super thrilled with the results of. I took Mike Davis in the 5th round...but what do you expect with no research and a year away from the game?

At the draft, I was checking in and bull shitting with some friends I had lost touch with, so of course, I had to bring up Ted Lasso. I hate going along with the masses (I'm SUCH a rebel!!!!), but it truly is one of the best shows I've ever seen. I'll talk about it to anybody. I've already seen every S2 episode at least thrice, but I'm wasting valuable reader-attention getting to my point.

So Saturday night, after the draft had ended and everybody went their separate ways (Journey, 1983), I did something I rarely do and texted someone first...about Ted Lasso. This is where I learned one of the silliest conspiracies I've ever heard.
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IMO this tweet should have thousands of likes.

Jim Caldwell walked so Roy Kent could run (in such a weird fashion that it literally caused people to think he’s not alive) pic.twitter.com/5vY8ssdchw

— Doz #hiredozo (@DozonLife) September 5, 2021
Coach Beard's mother has shown up how fucked up the internet and conspiracies can get, so naturally it's a tad refreshing to see something as harmless, yet hilarious as this. There's a select group of people who don't actually think Roy Kent (Brett Goldstein) is a human-being. Perhaps he's too perfect to believe? He's here, he's there, he's every-fucking-where...because he's CGI....ROY KENT! ROY KENT!

no more ted lasso discourse it's time for "brett goldstein is cgi" discourse pic.twitter.com/DkSlFAlNp7

— guy (@guymrdth) August 28, 2021
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this is not even nearly the only example pic.twitter.com/fMcvF9e4N6

— guy (@guymrdth) August 28, 2021
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Last Thursday (I told you this wasn't hot of the presses) the very real and alive Brett Goldstein took to IG to set the record straight once and for all.
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A post shared by Brett Goldstein (@mrbrettgoldstein)

He's just a regular guy who buffers and transfers data like the rest of us. You're gonna get dropped like a hot biscuit if you can't accept that.  
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Jamie Tartt
9/9/2021 10:25:22 am

This wanker is far too hairy to be CGI, mate. The technology just isn’t there yet.

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