Song of the Day: September 12th, 2021

Song: Smooth Criminal (2001)
Artist: Alien Ant Farm
Album: ANThology 

​It's the first full slate of NFL games for the new league year; it might as well be Christmas. Like Christmas after 25, there's a chance you could get a gift from someone who's not your parents! Not only does football season mean the return of SODs on the Lord's day, but much, much more importantly, it marks the return of Too Many Legs Teaser of the Week (+47 units in 2020).

ICYMI, all September long DOL SODs (Dozonlife Song of the Day for any new readers) will have one thing in common: a spot on Clear Channel's (now iHeartMedia) memo of songs (and RATM's entire catalog) to avoid in the wake of 9/11.

Today's tune has undoubtedly been featured as a SOD before, but as a lover of cross-genre covers and narratives, we're gonna try to rob our respective sportsbooks or bookies (please wager responsibly) like some Jarvis Landry Smooth Criminals.