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Taco Bell is Eliminating a Bunch of Fantastic Diarrhea Fuel From Its Menu

7/16/2020

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Apparently, Taco Bell is drastically altering its menu. It’s kind of a bummer, TBH. I saw this picture on Twitter so you know it’s real; despite the horrifying source.
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Gone are Beefy Frito Burritos, Loader Grillers and BOTH POTATO ITEMS???
I have a love-hate relationship with Taco Bell. I love the food, but hate how it makes me feel; both physically and emotionally. I once said something along the lines of “Taco Bell makes my toilet look a Jackson Pollock” four years ago on DOL, but Joe Mande tells the same dick pic story in two straight comedy specials, so we can let this slide.

During quarantine (and also the last 28 years) I’ve been a huge fan of the Bell. I own a Taco Bell t shirt.. Shh. As a broke boi those $1 double stacked tacos were a life saver/shortener for a week straight back when I was teaching since there was a Bell about 5 minutes down the road. This may have directly led to the substitute’s bathroom dilemma.

I think it’s really important to have all the facts while writing and putting stuff out into the interweb, so thanks to Reddit we can confirm these changes will happen.
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I know the menu changes all the time. I get that the folks who Live Más have a business to run and all that blah, blah bs I don’t care about. The internet and food don’t care about no logic or logistics. We need something to pissed about and this is it like Huey Lewis! Do I care that it’s probably a waste of valuable kitchen space to store some hash browns with a hint of Mexican spices to throw in a fryolator for two menu items? Of course not. I just want to be able to get a few Cheesy Potato Loader Grillers and be on bathroom arrest for a few hours like a FREE American, okay? I guess big they was right when they said life would never be the same post Corona. First they killed our Grillers, amirite? May Angels Lead You In.
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TorchysTacos shirts link
11/19/2023 10:53:22 pm

Ah, the Taco Bell struggle is real, but your honesty about the love-hate relationship is hilarious and relatable! 🌮😂 I feel you on the emotional rollercoaster it brings. The Taco Bell t-shirt confession is priceless - we've all been there! Those $1 double stacked tacos are a budget lifesaver, even if they come with a potential bathroom adventure. Your quarantine Taco Bell journey is a mood, and I appreciate your dedication to having all the facts, Reddit-style. Keep the Taco Bell tales coming! 🌯👏 #TacoBellConfessions

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