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The Rules of Nudity in Locker Rooms Need to Change

12/7/2016

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I didn't want to have to write this blog for many obvious reasons. I'm sure my friends will text our group chat and make fun of me for this kind of "suspect" blog, but I'm used to that. I'm a lightning rod. If it wasn't for this it'd be for something else. That's what happens when you're an electric person like I am. I'm used to it. It's the cross I bare. It comes with the territory. Sometimes you gotta tackle the uncomfortable subjects and that's what I'm going to attempt to do here.

There's absolutely no reason whatsoever for people to walking around a locker room naked. None. Now I get it, if you are changing after the shower you're going to be naked and I guess that's whatever. Do what you gotta do. I played two sports in high school (no big deal) I know how it goes. That's totally fine. No issue with that. If you wanna shower after the gym be my guest. I'm more of a do it when I get home guy but that's just because I'm a normal person. 


What really makes me uncomfortable and frankly don't understand the reason for it is these dudes, some of whom are not even that old just walking around a very small locker room ass naked for no reason. I don't want to see that and do my best to avoid it but sometimes there's nothing you can do. Just because it's a locker room doesn't mean you have to be naked, especially in situations where you don't need to be.  Like why are you at the urinal naked?  Or washing your hands naked? Or watching TV naked? There is no need for that.  We aren't in France at a nude beach dude, throw on a towel. 


It's like they're shoving down your throat the fact that they're naked. Like aggresively naked. Bro we live in a society with rules. Have you ever heard of over kill? Sure it's okay to shoot someone once for "self-defense" but when you put 29 bullets in them it's hard to make the same argument. Same with nuidty in the lockeroom. If you need to undress to jump in the shower, fine do it. But you don't need to strip down, watch 10 minutes of sportscenter, talk to someone, take a shit, read the paper and brush your teeth naked in a public place. Get undressed, throw on a towel, walk to the shower and go in. Not that hard of concept. When I go into the bathroom to take my mid-work out shit I don't want to be washing my hands next to a mid 60's naked dude.  Sorry.  


Something needs to be done. The times they are a changing. I think the days of being able to roam free in the locker room naked need to end and need to end now. Here is what I'm proposing. You cannot be naked for over 30 seconds at a time in the lockerroom. Start fining people or something. Give me a reason why that's a bad idea. That gives you plenty of time to dry off and throw on some underwear or a towel after a shower.  Anything longer than that and you're trying to put on a show and I don't need any part of that in the locker room.

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When I'm working out I don't even want to talk to people, it's my time to listen to some music and go on the elipitcal for a little while so I can feel like guilty when I drink 9 beers and eat a pizza on a Friday night. So I definitely don't want to accidently see your grandpa's balls. I don't want to walk into the locker room bathroom and be bombarded by naked dudes when I'm taking a piss. I just don't. If you disagree with me you're the weird one.  30 seconds is more than enough time. 
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Dave
6/27/2022 08:47:43 am

Why is "normality" so important to you? Why are you so concerned with being like everyone else? Maybe you're not as normal as you claim to be because you said you're the only one who has the balls to bring this issue up?

Some people believe nudity laws in general should be repealed, and we should be able to walk around naked everywhere. We were born naked, and it's the birthday suit that "God" gave us, so why should we be ashamed of what we look like? Maybe you're just uptight when it comes to the human body? You were brought up to believe the human body is shameful, offensive, and should be covered up. It is what it is.

Personally, I don't pay much attention to other guys in the locker room, as I just drop my stuff in a locker, change my shoes, and I'm out of there pretty quickly, I don't linger that long. You don't have to be so attentive to what other people are wearing or not wearing. It's not like people are coming up to you and sticking their dick in your face. I think you can get a peripheral sense when another person is naked, and when you do, you don't need to look in their direction if it bothers you. Just ignore them, mind your own business and move on.

Plus, men don't like whiners. We are supposed to be tough and be able to deal with shit. That's the male culture I'm familiar with, at least. Most men would tell you to quit bitching and toughen up. Unless you're homophobic and unsure of your own sexuality, you should be able to deal with a little dick waving in the wind.

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Person
1/5/2023 11:18:44 am

Thank you!

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Shaggy
1/19/2023 01:12:41 pm

Lol grow up or better yet just maximize your normalcy and never leave your house so the rest of us can continue to enjoy life.

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Ben
1/29/2023 01:26:08 pm

"I'm a lightning rod" minutes later "I'm normal". Actually, you're a pussy. Grow up and get over it.

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Doz
1/29/2023 05:04:33 pm

This blog is 7 years old. You get over it!

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Ben
1/30/2023 01:14:48 pm

And in those 7 years, you clearly haven't done any growing up. No wonder confident men walking around naked without issue bothers you so much.

Shawn
1/29/2023 05:01:27 pm

It’s a MENS locker room, there’s going to be men who are nude. If it bothers you so much, drive your nasty, sweaty ass home and shower there 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Rey Guerrero
1/30/2023 12:54:34 am

If male nudity bothers you so much, you have two options.

1) Use the Family Locker Room. The shower rooms, not stall, ROOMS, has a door you can lock behind you for 100% privacy.
2) Stay home and workout. We real men don't need prudes like you in the locker room.

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Eric Cummings
6/3/2023 02:58:33 pm

This is gay and I’m 100% sure gay guys and rapist priest are the ones that made this legal and want it to stay around no one want to see you ass naked that’s not gay just weird as fuck I dress in the shower and feel sexually harassed by several guys throug out the years that I feel just want you to see them naked it’s weird as fuck

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Ben
6/4/2023 01:06:28 am

Then Eric, as Rey said, adjust your behavior so that you are not uncomfortable. You are also 100% wrong about where this behavior started.




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