After nearly a month away (for good reason; R.I.P. Mr. Lowe), The Dozen is BACK!!!!
This means everybody's favorite game show about a game show is back as well!!
It may be #internationalWomensDay, but I know you've been missing the boi; there hasn't been a match of The Dozen/#DozVsTheDozen since Super Bowl Sunday where I tied Frank and the Frankettes for Walk of Fame Wars title.
I just did some sabermetrics; I'm averaging 10.2 points per match which is not bad when you remember I'm by myself, can't phone a friend, or score on the round. If you take away a 4 point stinker in #DVTD 34, I'm averaging 10.8889 per match, but enough with the advanced stats. I'm just excited to get back on the trivia horse and compete for my massive audience. I love my chance to get back in the win column with these squads. I like the guys on Uptown Balls and Nate, but I'll leave it at that. Pound the under.
It's been a while since our last match, so in case you forget, there's only one place to catch LIVE episodes and that's my IG (@dozonlife). That's www.instagram.com/dozonlife. I can't wait to see ya in the comment section! 7:05 pm EST start time.
I'm dedicating my performance tonight to every woman who's ever lived (excluding members of any Monarchy [except for Princess Diana], criminals and Yankee fans).