It’s technically 4/20 as I type this and the Stonedman video still isn’t finished, but that’s okay. I'm not gonna beat myself up. We all know I work best under pressure + it’s perfectly on brand for a 4/20 song to not come out on time. #lazystereotypejoke #thatworkstwoways
I’m not gonna waste anymore of either of our time. It’s 2:02 am as I type this and every second I waste here bites into my sleep time since I have my alarm set for 8:30 to record this video so it’s out for my self-imposed noon deadline (subject to change)
Here's how we got to this point: At about 1:58 am I was getting ready to go bed. Just watching Workaholics on Hulu and decided okay I'm calling it.... It’s time to put on a documentary I've already seen about the American Football League on Youtube and call it a night. I don't like to fall asleep to shows. Not getting into it rn. But those mother fuckers at Hulu are always trying to pepper in an extra ad and it pissed me off. They’re even throwing toilet paper ads on the pause menu now. Unreal. Can I pause to look at my phone for two seconds without being sold to? If it was 2 pm I’d add a photo, but you’ll just have to take my word for it.
Anyways....that ad. So I pressed the home screen button on my Roku remote that'll surely misplace in my covers again tonight. Before my slow ass refurbished Best Buy TV left Hulu I caught just enough of a Geico ad to get riled up enough to write a blog at now 2:26 (I switched to my laptop because my iPhone can't add a fucking youtube link). I had to find this ad and watch in entirety for myself. This was sooooo good and impressed ya boi. It made me v happy to see these one hit wonders (that I learned peaked at #12 in 1984 because of VH1) are getting some of that GEICO money. It's too bad one of the original guitarist died of AIDS related complications and to prove that my weird brain remembers that without the help of the internet I'm not going to include the year to prove my point.