This Divorce Lawyer's Business Cards Are Perfect

Sometimes less is truly more. You don't always need that razzle dazzle. There are times where you just gotta get to the point. I know that first hand here on DOL. I need to be better at getting to the point.  I'll write like 15 paragraphs to make a point that could be done in two. 

Divorce is one of those times and James A.W. Mahon, LL. B. over here gets that. Simple and to the point. A divorce lawyer with business cards that rip in half. Possibly the perfect business card ever. So simple yet so smart.

James A.W. Mahon, LL. B. Probably just looks into the mirror everyday and says to himself.

"I make people's dreams come true.  I help people get second(sometimes third or fourth) chances/ruin families. I give kids the gift of two Christmases. I make make that happen!".

(whispers to himself in the mirror)

Oh you want to leave your husband/wive?

Take my card. (holds it so it rips)

SPLIT!

Oh my God, look how easily that card split. That's how easy I'll make it for you! And it's right down the middle so I don't let you get taken to the cleaners by your spouse.


Then bam you get every clinent you could've ever dreamed of.  If you're gonna profit off the destruction of families you might as well have a laugh while doing it, right? This man is genius, a life ruining/saving genius. When I inevitably get divorced someday I'll be show to give James A.W. Mahon, LL. B. my business. Can't wait to rip that business card, that's when I'll know I truly made it.