This Is Really Fucking Happening?

The world is literally ending. I’m trying to do the right thing losing the burger weight with the shakes, but what’s the fucking point? I might as well be 600 pounds. Life has no meaning. Barstool won’t look at me despite my desperate efforts/talent. Corona may end the world. Bernie actually wants to save it and nobody cares. Maniacal billionaires raping the earth and its people for profits. Loved ones married to literal scumbags. No Mookie? Now no Brady?! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING PATRIOTS?!? How does this happen? I am disgusted and can’t even give a real take now. I should be still asleep, but no the world is ending. How tf are you going to lose Tom Brady to fucking Tampa Bay Buccaneers?????? All time irrelevant franchise. I am beside myself and going no further. This is such a big mistake by all involved parties. Bill you should be ashamed of yourself. You’re not God. Yes, 6 rings is amazing. But it should’ve been 10. FUCK THIS. Time to eat 12 pizzas in Brady’s honor.