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This Scene From Get Him to the Greek is the 2012 Washington Redskins Coaching Staff of Movie Scenes

4/3/2020

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Me after writing that title.

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June 4, 2010 is a seminal date in the story that is my life;  not only was it the final day of my public K-12 education,  but Get Him to the Greek was released to the masses.

In the nearly 10 years that have since followed, I've watched GHTTG at least 100 times. No hyperbole. 10 views/year seems more than fair; especially when you consider this next sentence! I own copies on both DVD and Blu-Ray because I thought I lost my DVD copy in... let's call it 2014. In reality it just fell behind my other DVDs!
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Since GHTTG  is technically less than 10 years old and I'm a hashtag good guy; I won't spoil the end.  Along with The Other Guys this is IMO the best comedy of 2010.  If you have read this far I'm assuming you have already seen GHTTG or a Washington R-words fan that wondered down the wrong internet alley; if you fall in the latter I'll help you call mom since I already have your click. 


As GHTTG begins, we are introduced to Aldus Snow, Jackie Q, African Child, Aaron and Daphne. About eight minutes into the film we see Aaron (Jonah Hill) go into work at Pinnacle Records.  After a brief discussion with a co-worker (whomst we'll get to shortly) about some glitter on his dick from the night before; one of the most important meetings in the history of cinema takes place!

(WATCH THE FUCKING SCENE IT'S HILARIOUS)
Wow that's a lot to digest! Look at all those babies! I'm proud of every..
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Get Him to the Greek isn't exactly Citizen Zane or even Law Abiding Citizen in it's praise or acclaim, but there's no denying the sheer assortment of talent in this scene. This scene is the 2012 Washington Redskins coaching staff of movie scenes.

The meeting scene from Get Him to the Greek (2010) is the 2012 Redskins coaching staff of future stars. pic.twitter.com/VdkOnB6t4j

— Doz (very niche!) #hiredozo (@DozonLife) April 1, 2020
In case that phenomenal reference went over your head like an RGIII pass after 2012; the 2012 Washington Redskins coaching staff featured three future NFL Head Coaches that have all tasted success early in their young careers. The meeting scene in GHTTG featured multiple actors whose careers were about to blow up like the South Fork Dam.   
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Look at all this talent just sitting here that the Redskins let walk. Three future head coaches; two have already been to the Super Bowl (McVay; 2018 Rams & Shanahan; 2019 49ers) and the other (LaFleur) made it to the NFC title game as a rookie HC. (2022 UPDATE: McVay has now won a Super Bowl)

When you consider where everybody in this scene was in their career at the time this movie was filmed to its release in June of 2010 it's pretty remarkable.  In case you are unaware; movies are usually shot months, sometimes even years in advance of their release date.  This scene was filmed sometime between late April and mid May of 2009. While all actors fame level in 2010 varied, everybody's career would never be the same once the world was introduced to GHTTG on 6/4/10.  Much like how RGIII and the 2012 Redskins forever changed the football lives of our aforementioned coaches.  All these actors together here playing basically interns for a brief moment in time, getting yelled at by Sergio (Diddy) before they really make it big.  DOL is a chivalrous publication, so ladies first.

​Let's take a look at these future stars' résumés before the release of Get Him to the Greek. 
Kali Hawk (zero lines)
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Notable Roles Pre-June of 2010:
  • Trudy in Couples Retreat (released after GHHTG was filmed)
    • While her first major role was that of a 21 year old sugar baby; it still was arguably the 8th leading role in a movie that grossed 171.8 million bucks against a 60 million budget. Of all featured actors this is one of the most impressive credits at the time of GHTTG's release.
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Ellie Kemper (zero lines; one aggressive head bob)
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Notable Roles Pre-June of 2010:
  • ​Jon Hamm's student
  • Member of the 1998 Princeton Field Hockey Team (Division 1 National Runners-up)
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  • Giver of dry BJs
  • ​Kelly "Erin" Hannon in The Office
    • Erin's first appearance came in "Michael Scott Paper Company" the 23rd episode of the Office's 5th season. Debuted: April 9th, 2009. 
      • Erin appeared in only 5 episodes as a minor character in season 5 before elevating to series regular in Season 6.  Both were filmed and released before Get Him to the Greek came out on June 4th, 2010.  
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Aziz Ansari (woke up with glitter on his dick)
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Notable Roles Pre-June of 2010:
  • Human Giant** Cast Member
    • Aziz was 1/3 of the weird-brain stoner comedy on MTV from 2007-2008 with Rob Huebel and Paul Scheer
    • Had a full beard
  • Randy inFunny People
    • RAAAAAAAANDY is one of Aziz's best bits from his early days before he got a touch of the a tad-too woke brush.
  • Eugene in I Love You Man
    • Minor role as one of Pistol Pete's fencing "buddy's" who doesn't invite him to his wedding.
  • Tom Haverford in Parks and Rec
    • Season 1 premiered in April of 2009 (6 episodes)
    • Season 2 premiered September of 2009 and concluded on May 20th, 2010
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Jake Johnson (threw his phone out of the fucking office)
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​Notable Roles Pre-June of 2010:
  • Man on Cell Phone in Curb Your Enthusiasm (2007)
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  • Nicholas Jasenovec in Paper Heart
    • haven't seen it but wikipedia makes me think it's a big deal to people cooler than me.
  • Not much else
Nick Kroll (proud of every unit/possibly having a panic attck)
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Notable Roles Pre-June of 2010:
  • El Chupacabra in Reno 911 (three episodes)
    • I didn't realize watch that show, but I respect it.
  • Larry in I Love You Man
    • Another one of Pistol Pete's fencing pals; only with fewer lines than Aziz.
  • Ruxin in The League
    • Season 1 of the League was released October of 2009. With only six episodes average 1.09 million viewers/per unless you were familiar with Kroll, INC probably didn't know who this guy was. Very strong show until around season 6. 
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Jonah Hill (already pretty famous at this point but who would've guessed an Oscar Nom was like a year away?)
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Notable Roles Pre-June of 2010:
(this is Jonah's movie he doesn't really fall into this same category as everybody else but let's have some fun)
  • eBay Customer in40 Year Old Virgin
    • Just wants to give you some money and take these shoes
  • Sherman in Accepted
    • Legacy Frat Loser
    • Asks You About His Wiener
    • Bad friend to Barneby
  • Seth in Superbad
    • Breakout rule
    • Forever changed the lives of everybody ages 13-34 in 2007
Post-Get Him to the Greek Glow Up
I'm not saying Get Him to the Greek got these people their fame, but it all happened after this scene. 
Kali Hawk 
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  • Shelby in New Girl (2012ish)
    • Winston's girlfriend who doesn't wanna fuck him and stinks at halloween
  • Maggie in Black Jesus (seasons 1 & 2)
    • Wikipedia says series regular so that's a big deal
  • Hannah Steele in Fifty Shades of Black (2016)
    • Blaxploitation Fifty Shades of Grey; made over 4 times it's budget in the Box Office.
Ellie Kemper
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  • Erin" Hannon; The Office seasons 7-9
    • ​Michael Scott's right hand woman in his final season.​
    • Dates Andy
      • Doesn't get to go sailing :(
        • Dates Plop
  • Becca in Bridesmaids
    • Sexually frustrated drinker of glasses of alcohol 
  • Kimmie Schmidt in Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
    • Good show, but I only saw the first season.  Fairly successful.
    • Two Emmy Nominations for Outstanding Lead Actress in a Comedy Series
Aziz Ansari (the American dream!)

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  • Tom Haverford in Parks and Rec
    • Founded Entertainment 720
      • Best friends with Jean Ralphio 
    • Treated Himself
    • 7 season run; one of my all-time favorite shows.
  • Chet in 30 Minutes or Less
    • Helps commit multiple felonies
    • Not a bad movie if you can find it online for free
  • Successful stand-up comedian
    • Three Netflix Specials
    • Survived #metoo allegations
    • Traded in dick jokes for woke humor
  • Dev in Master of None
    • Won two Emmys for writing
    • Not my cup of tea
Jake Johnson (is 41!)
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Would've never guessed! I love that he does Drunk History
  • Nick Miller in New Girl
    • 2x nominee for Teen Choice Best Comedy Actor (2012, 2013)
    • Got to make out with Zooey Deschanel sooooo much
    • Owns multiple Black Keys posters
  • Eli in No Strings Attached
    • Has two gay dads
    • Ends up dating the chick who was nominated for Best Director
    • Way better than Friends With Benefits
  • Spider-man in Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
    • I thiiiink I saw this!
Jonah Hill 
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  • Two Oscar Nominations for Best Supporting Actor (2011, 2013)
  • Beloved by his peers 
  • Very famous
One for good measure?

Sure why not!


T.J. Miller also had a minor role in GHTTG before "making it"
So there it is. After three days I'm done. Pretty neat stuff if you ask me. Hope you enjoyed this completely necessary deep dive into an obscure reference per the way only DOL knows how. If you haven't seen Get Him to the Greek yet it is on available on Netflix. If you don't have Netflix I could probably lend you one of my copies if you promise to ship it back. hashtag good guy.

**P.S.

Best believe I have a Human Giant DVD too.
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Double P.S.

The ​Jonah Hill blog is from the DOL infant days. Go easy on me.
VERY RARE Triple P.S.

Diddy should've won an Oscar for Sergio.
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Sergio
5/4/2022 02:06:19 am

God damn this is a great blog

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