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Thundercat Ate a Fruit Roll Up For The First Time in His Life at 35 Years Young

7/16/2020

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Thundercat is one of the smoothest, coolest, most respected artists currently in the music game. Seriously, everyone loves this dude.

pic.twitter.com/i1Y3uTDUmm

— Haley Joel Osment (@HaleyJoelOsment) July 5, 2020
He’s worked with everybody; rap, rock, soul, Michael McDonald, jazz, punk, pop..doesn’t matter. I’m 98% sure he’s the dude leaving the voicemail in HAIM’s “3 AM”.

What I (and many, many more people) love about Thundercat (apart from his bodacious basslines) is his uniqueness and sense of humor. Friendzone is a fucking anthem. This dude is singing about tacos and Mortal Kombat while dressing like a fucking Viking. I think it’s safe to say this dude partakes in smoking broccoli for fun, even if this tweet that I’m pretty sure is a joke says the contrary.

People be thinking I smoke weed, I just got two pink eyes.

— ashy daddy (@Thundercat) October 23, 2019
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While he may slap the bass there’s no denying Thundercat marches to the beat of his own drum (insert 3 corn emojis here). Sorry to anybody who cries about playful stereotyping, but when I saw this last night my jaw dropped.

Just had fruit roll up for the first time. Holy fuck.

— ashy daddy (@Thundercat) July 15, 2020
You’re telling me it took over 35 years of life for a man who has made millions singing about classic video games and his dragonball Z durag to eat a fruit roll up??? What’s next Thundercat? You’ve never been to Taco Bell?

How is this possible? It took 12,688 days of life for Thundercat to eat a fruit roll up.

Everybody knows I’m a picky eater. I’m sure people would be appalled to know I haven’t eaten a pear since the 90’s, but this shit just blew my mind and I’m even biased against fruit roll ups. I lean HEAVY towards chocolate on the chewy/gummy to chocolate candy/snacks
spectrum, so it’s not like I stay crushing fruit roll ups. I probably haven’t had one in 5 years. Idk how else to say it but Thundercat seems like a dude who would love fruit roll ups. Have you ever listened to his music? What’s next? Luke Bryan hasn’t drank beer? I just don’t see a world where someone has spent Malcolm Gladwell time playing video games and chillen with stoners never ONCE came across a roll up. All those late nights in the studio? Nobody had some laying around? Like I said, he’s worked with everybody. Men, women, black, white, alive, dead...NOBODY had a fruit roll up? It does not compute.

As you would assume, Thundercat made up for 12,688 days of life without consuming processed sugar, dyed and flattened into a paper-like substance.

He ate 6 in a row https://t.co/2EzwTST6Fm

— kennybeats (@kennybeats) July 15, 2020
I hope you feel better, Stephen.

Now I got a headache.

— ashy daddy (@Thundercat) July 15, 2020
Much like the “Show You the Way” video; this story has a happy ending (someone teach me photoshop for the love of God)

The game is forever changed pic.twitter.com/zncQzMMiPd

— ashy daddy (@Thundercat) July 16, 2020
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