Call that ball Gwen Stefani because it's a NO DOUBTER!
Remember when everybody was scratching their heads when the Mets moved Tebow up in the minors? Check out his numbers since:
He is (has) risen to the occasion since getting promoted.
They say history repeats itself and I think Tim Tebow knows that more than most. After performing miracles in the NFL, now he's just doing it at a different level, but miracles nonetheless. They say all sin is the same so I think the same goes for miracles right? I would think so like inverse operations, ya know? Many doubting Tebow's baseball acumen, but there's no denying this man's pure power. If you don't believe in Tim Tebow I feel sorry for you. He is the closest thing the world has seen to JC in 2000 years, and I'm like 48% sure he may be the 2nd coming. If you don't think he is going to play for the Mets this season you are outside of your mind, just like those Romans. Many thought this all was just going to be a publicity stunt, but I'm starting to think maybe Tebow could make it in baseball. He's going to get called up off his talent. I mean he has a .972 OPS. Sabermetric nerds' dicks get hard over numbers like that. The dude is straight mashing (High single A) pitching right now. Hitting over .300 right on par with his completion percentage. There's no hiding how much I love Tim Tebow, and while he should still be in the NFL, I'll take another run of him proving doubters wrong by performing miracles on a daily basis (like this other guy I know). Tebow probably turned that gatorade into wine as it poured out of that cooler. Don't be surprised when he's playing AA baseball by the end of the month, and hitting somewhere in the Mets lineup come September.
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