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Tom Brady and Gisele Are Officially Splitting Up :(

10/28/2022

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Statement from Gisele Bündchen: pic.twitter.com/qN8W9bY9S1

— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) October 28, 2022
I mean, this doesn't directly affect my life in any way whatsoever, but it's still sad to see. As a hashtag good guy, I root for the vast majority of marriages to succeed, and it's a real shame to see these two (former) lovers reach a breaking point in their lifelong union of love.

As a Tom Brady fan, I can't help but be a little bummed out to see the Baltimore Ravens again get the best of TB12. They ended his season in 2009 (technically 2010) and 2012 (technically (2013), and now after a loss on TNF to drop to multiple games below .500 for the first time in his career, they ended his marriage.

Of course, with stories of ultimatums and rumors of issues dating back to their days in New England, perhaps it was only a matter of time before these two beautiful specimens could no longer make it. Either way, I feel bad for their kids. Sure, two Christmases with Tom and Gisele trying to outdo each other will be sick for a few years, but the awkwardness and tension when they both start fucking slam pieces will be a lot to handle. No amount of money can prepare you for that.

I am a little morbidly curious to see how Brady handles this newly single life in his mid-40s. More plastic surgery? Could we see him be surprisingly progressive and join Gronk and Camille Kostek in a throuple situation?
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Whatever happens, I'm wishing for the best for Tom and Gisele. It brings me no pleasure to see their marriage end. I wouldn't hate to see a Crazy, Stupid, Love like rekindling but Vivi is way too young to fall for a Ryan Gosling type that helps Tom improve his style, swag and not take his wife for granted.
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