The greatest game show nobody's watching returns to Instagram/Dozonlife tonight at 7 PM. With ample alert time, I'm sure we'll break a viewer record. Sorry that I missed Tuesday's show; I was busy waiting for Orville Peck to take the stage at Fete.
I also apologize for misnumbering episodes of DozVstheDozen; I must've gotten a dozen angry letters complaining. Hand up, my bad---when I took From Megan 2 Kelly to the woodshed, that was actually #DozVsTheDozen V, not IV, which would make tonight episode VI. Again, my sincerest apologies. I thought I saved that episode to my camera roll, but IG fucked me, which may not be the worst thing...
With two great teams going at it tonight, this should be a fun test for Ole Dozo!
Again, I am at a disadvantage with no partners or the ability to compete in the bonus round, but it's all about having fun and showing people how smart my brain is with things that don't matter. I love trivia, and this is for the love of the game. I don't care if we get the standard two or 2,000 viewers. **Maury voice** We determined that was a lie. Eventually, the other episodes I have saved will get posted to Youtube, but for now, you can watch me compete LIVE, TONIGHT at 7 PM on IG/Dozonlife.