What a Gross Loss

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**brushes dust off of the keyboard after two weeks of no blogs**

Third period is gonna fucking SUCK tomorrow. I can already hear the kids talking shit about the C's, but I'm trying to stay positive about this disgusting loss. Despite how it may feel, that was only one game. I didn't think the C's would go undefeated at home in the playoffs (would've been nice!), but after only dropping four games on the parquet all year...this is the type of loss that tightens up the ole keister.

I don't care if Jimmy Butler is out; these Heat are still not your average 8 seed and have been a fucking thorn in our side since they created their Big Three in response to our Big Three. There are some serious Baltimore Ravens vibes with this organization in that they're scummy and always play us tough, no matter what. It's like the Heat have a factory of dudes who shouldn't be in the NBA that can give them five threes out of nowhere. It's crazy Max Straus isn't still there, but they just replaced him with another "who the fuck is this guy? guy" (it may just be me since I watch almost no-non C's basketball). Caleb Martin can fuck off and don't even get me started on how much I can't stand Herro and Duncan Robinson.

14.5 was such a disrespectful line, and at +800, I'd be lying if I said I didn't type in $25 on the terrible RISB app before being like..."nah dude, don't; you aren't getting paid this week since long-term subs don't get paid during break (which is horse shit)," but WHAT THE FUUUUCK. We played with no heart tonight---just kept letting Miami shoot. We missed way too many free throws. Tingis and Jrue were awful. It was a gross night all around, and while I'm not in full panic mode yet, if we lose Game 3, a bitch might be. 

I've been counting on a Celtics Finals run all year for the serotonin and do not appreciate the idea of them fucking that up THIS early.  We cannot lose this series. Not after the way we lost last season. I think we'll be fine, but man this fucking stinks out loud. Luckily, things in the real world are going super-well right now hashtag HEAVY sarcasm.

P.S.

Payton played almost 20 minutes and didn't take a single shot. Bro, you aren't me at pick-up basketball a decade ago...let it fly!