How crazy is it that less than two years ago the Red Sox and Patriots were both champions of their respect leagues? Now their manager is gone and the Red Sox.....THE BOSTON RED SOX are crying poor and trying to flip a generational talent after mismanaging the payroll for the last decade. Unbelievable! The owner of the Red Sox, Boston Globe (still don't understand how that's legal) and Liverpool can't pony up a measly 400 (million) bucks? Blank checks to unproven Cubans and Pandas are rearing their ugly head.
To make matters worse, now I have to decode some cryptic ass bull shit by Tom Brady. Like, really Tom? What the fucking fuck is this? No caption like he's Jon Cena. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?
I am not trying to be dramatic; I understand that Tom Brady has every right to leave the Patriots. He's done literally everything they could've asked the last 20 years; pay cuts, restructures, multiple (9) Super Bowl appearances. He doesn't have a ton of time left. The penny pinching Patriots have not made things easy for him the last few season with the draft misses and a lack of weapons. Sure they tried with AB, but even that was out of desperation after just not replacing the greatest tight end to ever step foot on a gridiron football field. Maybe I'm overreacting? I haven't had my "you survived another day" bowl yet and need to relax, but like wtf, dude? Can a guy take his "I just got home shit" without having to worry about decoding cryptic-ass caption free black and white photos, in an empty, rainy, (presumably Gillette) stadium? I wish he was just retiring, I can deal with that, but he's made it perfectly clear that's not going to happen. If Tom Brady leaves the Patriots you might as well start planning my funeral. In lieu of flowers, venmo my mom.
P.S. All is well....except for the Red Sox horrible, scumbag ownership.
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