Who Trump SHOULD Ban

People are not happy with the refugee/travel ban by President Trump. I'm not going to get into all the serious stuff about it because that's not what DOL is about. It's about talking sports and pop culture and hopefully making people laugh. I know people are pissed off about the travel ban and I do think parts of it are very fucked up. I say parts because I honestly don't know all the details and frankly it's Super Bowl week my thoughts are all in on the Pats. Sorry not sorry.

But the idea of banning people to me is exciting. Not just based on where they're from because that is messed up. However I think we all can agree, regardless of where you fall politically that some people need to go. There's groups of people who suck. Straight up. We don't need them. America would be better without them. I mean we have way too many people in this country as it is. I'm in favor of kicking more people out. So sit back, grab some Starbucks and enjoy the list of people and groups I think Trump SHOULD ban.


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Kids Who Remind Teachers About Homework 

​Starting off with hot with kicking out children!

Even as someone who has taught and even may still teach someday (maybe not after this post) I hate brown nosing teachers pets. I had a few when I was student teaching and it was the worst. It's like when you try too hard to get a girl to like you they end up thinking you're weird and creepy. Same can be said with teacher's pets. Back off a little, Stuart. 

No type of student is worse than the kid that reminds the teacher that they forgot to assign or collect homework. 

There's nothing more American than being lazy and trying to half ass your way through things. These kids are out there are just trying to ruin that for everybody else.  Asking for homework that a busy teacher was nearly about to forget to assign or collect an assignment that half the class forgot about and was close to getting an extra day to finish. If you're going to kick out anybody from America it should be these kids who want to ruin a night off of no science homework for the rest of their class. When you think about it these people are the real monsters and for that they're the first to go.

People Who Don't Pick Up After Their Dog

Dogs are awesome. I think most people are in agreement there. However dog shit is not awesome. This I am sure of.

If you're walking your dog in public and let it shit and just leave it there you straight up should be in a prison camp. I'd wish cancer on you but there's a chance you could beat it so... It's just so fucking inconsiderate and also just disgusting. Dog shit is gross but it's the trade you make for a companion. You gotta pick it up.  I  walk on the seawall in Narragansett all the time and there's always dog shit there. How people can just do that and not have a guilty conscience blows my mind. You wanna have your lawn be full dog shit go at it. This is America, and that's your home. But in public it's a different story. If you let your dog take giant shits on public where people are living their lives you are a piece of shit. I'm okay with genocide in this situation tbh.

People Who Complain When a Drink is Too Strong

Wahhhhhh the bartender is trying to help me get drunk for less money and I can't handle it.

Unreal.

If you can't appreciate someone trying to lend you a helping hand then you don't deserve to be in our great nation. Sure it might be tough to get down but they're doing you a favor and helping you save money. Have a little respect. I'll take a bartender who's drink is a little too heavy and hard to get down than someone in Newport giving me a half a shot of vodka in my 007 for $11 any day of the week.
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People Who Believe in Horoscopes

​If you are dumb enough to think your birthday impacts your personality you should be beaten. Straight up. We need to be smarter as a nation and stop wasting time and energy believing nonsense. I'm not one to shit on people's beliefs (LOL) but I straight up have no respect for people who truly think this matters.

People Who Say "Matyuer" instead of Mature

First way: Yes 

Second way: Hell no

Now with the whole immigrant ban thing this could be perceived as kicking out foreign people with accents. Not exactly. You can have any dialect and still sound like an ass hole. I don't care if you're from Illinois or Iran, if you're the kind of person who over pronounces words to try sound more intelligent I hate your guts. It's mature. I feel like this is a VERY specific group I'm kicking out but sorry, you gotta get out of here. 

People Who Call For Take Out and Don't Know What They Want

Very specific demographic here but they are the worst. If you've ever worked in a restaurant you know exactly who I'm talking about. The people who will be yelling at 8 different people asking what they want. If you call a restaurant and are placing an order you should know what the fuck you want to get. Take five minutes before, make a list then call. It's really not that hard to not be a shitty person. 
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People Who DON'T Wave When You Let Them Go 

People are so caught up in themselves and their phones nowadays that many basic human levels of respect and decency have gone out the window. 

As someone who drives a lot for their job I know the rules of the road (in the sense of being polite). There times when you can help out your fellow driver and let them go even though you have the right away. There's a system.

All that people ask in return is a simply acknowledgment. It doesn't even have to be a full wave. Just move a finger or something. Just let them  know you appreciate them helping you out when they didn't have to.

Whenever someone let's me go I stick my whole left arm out and wave. I want them to know I appreciate it. I go all in because the last thing I need someone saying is "fuck that fat piece of shit he didn't wave" I don't need that and I'd never want so I don't risk it by making sure they can see it. Now you don't have to be a weirdo like me, but you gotta do something. Chuck a quick deuce. A half wave. Literally anything other than the finger or nothing will do.

We need to be nicer to each other and it starts behind the wheel. If you can't take .3 seconds to move you hand as a gesture to say "thanks for letting me out" then fuck you. You're out of here. Don't need this rudeness in our great nation. 
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Lebron James

Fuck that guy.

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Bad Tippers

I don't understand what goes through the head of poor tippers. Even if I get the worst service ever at a restaurant I'll still leave 15% because I have a wicked bad guilty conscience. I'd feel wicked bad stiffing someone. I'm not a karma guy but I am a huge guilty conscience guy. I don't need that voice in my head saying you complain about bad tips all the time and now you leave one. It won't happen. You have to like punch me in the face and talk shit about my mom to not get a tip.

​People who get delivery and don't tip must be sociopaths because I'll never understand how someone can do that and not feel like a piece of shit?

Do people do this because they're poor or because they're ass holes? Because I'm broke too, I make $0 a year on this blog so I get wanting to save money, but when I go out I take care of my servers and bartenders. Don't do shit you can't afford. I'm sorry don't go out to eat, to a bar or get delivery if you can't afford to give a decent tip.

If you order 50 dollars worth of food and have someone deliver it to your house that's 15 minutes away from the restaurant, I'm sorry they deserve more than $2. It's not 1975. $2 tips are trash and just straight up rude. 

If you don't understand why you need to tip people who's job it is to serve you and get their money off tips then you don't deserve to be here. Bad Tippers are out of here. 

People Who Sit Too Close To You In an Empty Movie Theater

Now obviously when it's a packed house it's a different story but I do not understand why people feel the need to get so close to you when the entire place is empty. Yesterday I went to go see La La Land (pretty good, big Gosling guy) and there were maybe 10 people in the entire theater. So I had my feet up in seat in front of me. I'd never do that in a full house but you know what at 1:30 on a Wednesday when it's just me and 9 grandparents in the house I'm gonna get comfortable.

Then this old lady comes in and sits directly in the seat I had my feet on making it so I have to put my feet down. I moved a row back so I could put them back up but I'm not the one in the wrong here.

Fuck you old lady, there's literally hundreds of empty seats and you have to pick this one? Congratulations you just got your ass deported. 

I'm sure there's plenty of people I'm forgetting but you gotta start somewhere. Who do you think should be banned?