Why Did It Take Me So Long To Try Greek Yogurt?

If you know me in real life, then you know I'm not exactly the most open minded person when it comes to trying new foods. I'm overprotective and picky AF. You could very easily make the argument that it has led to my lifelong struggles with my weight.

Yesterday I was playing basketball and finished up around 9 pm. I was starving, but I'm trying to make a conscious effort to eat better, I'm well aware I've put on some (a lot) of the pounds I lost last year.  I opted to stop at Stop and Shop and grab some groceries instead of getting take out.

Well when I was going to grab some yogurts I noticed that the Dannon Light & Fit Greek Yogurts were on sale two four packs for $7 so I figured what the hell, I like Feta cheese, I'll give this a whirl. Apparently they don't have feta in them which was kind of a disappointment, but man let me tell you after one of these I'm absolutely hooked. Tastes pretty good and is only 80 calories. What more do you need? This isn't even a paid ad but I mean could you get a more ringing endorsement than me, picky ass ole Dozo saying how much they enjoy this fad from 2013? Sidenote I think I'd be a great spokesmen, slide in those DMS, Dannon. I don't know much about eating healthy but I mean if it has "light and fit" in the title it's gotta be right? Nobody in the food industry has ever lied about that before. Never have I flopped so quickly, after one spoonful, I went from I'm totally never gonna try Greek Yogurt to a "Greek Yogurt Guy" in a matter of minutes. What I like best about them is the inability to tell if it's gone bad when you first open up the container. Nothing better than a little roll of the dice before you dig into breakfast. 

But what I've realized recently is that a lot of the foods I've been apprehensive to try I've actually sort of enjoyed.  Which has inspired me to create a new webseries called "Dozo Tries It" where I try foods I've never had before, give me reaction and a review. Make content out of broadening my horizons. I think with my pickiness, gag reflex and overall electric personality it should be a big hit. I'm fucking ready to try all the gross stuff I've been scared to try, and if you have any suggestions feel free to give them. Anybody interested in being my camera person please do not hesitate to contact me. 

BIG SUMMER AHEAD!