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Would You Believe Mike Trout (best player in baseball) Is Good At Swinging a Golf Club?

3/2/2020

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Would you believe one of the best power hitters in baseball can also swing another stick pretty well?
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Over the weekend, the Pujols Foundation had an event at Top Golf in Arizona. Having a charity in your name is a very noble thing. I hope to get to a point in my life someday where I can have the Dozo Foundation. There will be no snarky remarks here about the event or Pujols ruining his legacy by still playing.

During said event, Mike Trout; the man unanimously considered the best player in baseball, took a mighty hack that set the internet a storm.

Mike Trout hitting rockets isn’t exclusive to the baseball field. pic.twitter.com/tuEyIzxqQ5

— Los Angeles Angels (@Angels) March 2, 2020
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Being in the content game, I understand we all feel the pressure to produce. It's a dog eat dog world in the content game.

Maybe I'm just in a Monday mood, but shit like this on the internet pisses me off so much. I have no problem with the Angels tweeting it out. It's quite impressive to hit a golf ball that far. It's everybody else piggy backing off it. There's countless stories today sucking Mike Trout's dick for hitting a golf ball so far like he isn't a freak of nature.

Again, I understand he hit the ball far, but this is Mike fucking Trout. Is anybody really surprised? Did you not see the power numbers I just shared? 285 home runs since he debuted in two-thousand-eleven. (Full time career started in 2012) I've never seen Giannis or Lebron play volleyball either, but I bet they'd be nasty.

Doing something loosely related to what you're already considered the best in the world at does not impress me. Sorry. Let me see Mike Trout kickflip a 6 set, kick a 50 yard field goal or do his own taxes. Then I'll be impressed. Until then you can be like the rest of the sheep making hack Happy Gilmore jokes.

I would NEVER.
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A post shared by Ole Dozo (@dozonlife) on Feb 27, 2020 at 7:24pm PST

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