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The OFFICIAL #DozVsTheDozen RULES
Hello friends. It has been a WHILE since your boi dropped a #DVTD and since I'm writing this blog after 1 am, I'll try to be quick.
For Barstool Idol (yes, I applied), today at 1pm there will be an abbreviated eight-round match amongst the remaining six contestants. Even though my future employers dropped the ball worse than Wes Welker by not including me in the competition, I will still compete---no hard feelings like the Avett Bros. My time will come.
I wish I competed during the Dozen Tournament, but live tourneys are not my swag. It puts me at an even more bigger disadvantage than I already am by playing by myself with no partners, no phone a friend, no niche category, or the ability to score during the bonus round, which puts me at a two-point disadvantage. With matches ending once a team is mathematically dead, I could be down one with three rounds left on paper, but it's over. That's not what my viewers want! Plus, matches conflicted with the C's Finals run, and as much as I love the Dozen, I've been #BleedingGreen for 20 years.
Now, I'm guessing this will be a live show and not on skype, which sorta contradicts the last paragraph, but either way, I'll be there bright and early at 1:00 pm on my IG live: @dozonlife to showcase my trivia acumen and what Barstool is missing. The ONLY place to catch LIVE airings of #DozVsTheDozen is on my IG, which again is @dozonlife. That's www.instagram.com/dozonlife. Show starts at 1 pm, so if viewership is low, we all know it's cause people were busy wasting away at their 9-5s. Can't wait to see ya in the comment section! I'll fill ya all in on what's good in my life on the stream. #HireDozo
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