Can Dozie Go Two Straight Matches Without Losing? Tune into #DozVsTheDozen 49 tn @ 7:05 to Find Out!
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Spoiler Alert: I didn't lose in #DVTD 48! Ya boi is coming fresh off an official result; a tie against team Minihane! We turned it all the way up to 11 like Spinal Tap. I haven't posted it to Youtube yet, but it's coming tonight along with tonight's match (barring an embarrassing performance). I tried listening to the master tape omw home from getting my old car detailed, but since I hadn't downloaded the episode yet off of my live archives, the connection froze, so I gave up on having it ready pre-show.
Tonight's match between (8) Experts and (10) urMom is a tall order for the Doz man, with both teams hovering around 11 PPM, but it is an order I'm up for.
The last time I faced off against urMom, I put up a 14 spot, which is enough to win on most nights. Unfortunately for me, since they too were able to steal points from the abysmal Team Nightmare, I ended up losing 17-14-4 in #DVTD 39. However, one of my four (and counting) wins of the 2022 season did come against Experts in the Battle for Arizona Finals. I currently sit at 4-11-2 in the 2022 calendar year (when I started keeping track of W/L), but am averaging 10.18 PPM....if the math holds up (and that's with two terrible contests where I scored four and six points respectively).
urMom's advanced numbers are in many ways better than Experts, but I'm going like baseball writers before, like 2009, and looking strictly at wins. Experts are 12-6, and according to ME, a slight favorite at -1.5, O/U: 22.5.
There is only ONE place to catch live episodes of #DozVsTheDozen, and if you're unaware of that location, I highly suggest that you continue reading this run-on sentence. The show starts approximately (we kicked off a hair early yesterday) at 7:05 pm EST on my IG, that's short for INSTAGRAM @dozonlife. If you're watching on a desktop computer, that's www.instagram.com/dozonlife. 5-11-2 looks SO much better than 4-12-2. Tune in tonight LIVE at 7:05 on IG/dozonlife to find out if we get there! I can't wait to see ya in the comment section! #HireDozo