Sorry for being in such a good mood, but I'm officially on a 5-day weekend. LFG!! It's Tuesday, which means the return of America's favorite forgotten fake game show, #DozVsTheDozen. #DVTD turns legal today as this is the 21st edition of a show that its viewer is calling "a game show."
Despite it being a holiday week full of travel and awkward conversations about Kyle Rittenhouse, Jeff D. Lowe, and the great people behind The Dozen are still giving us two episodes this week. That means you, the DOL viewer (whom I'm incredibly thankful for), will still have two chances to watch me compete against my future coworkers.
Tonight's match-up is missing one of the best players in the league, Kirk Minihane. However, it's still an incredible match-up (on paper) as we've got (1) Team Minihane taking on defending champion (3) Big Screamin' Honkers in a "Battle for the Crown" (new this gimmick season).
No Kirk is a 2010 Lebron-type loss for Team Minihane, but as a probable future suiy guy, I wholeheartedly support Kirk's absence to focus on his mental health. I've been a Kirk fan since he was at EEI and give him all the credit in the world for being so open about his struggles. It's okay to not be okay! Take all the time you need, Kirk; Ole Dozo loves you!
Tonight's match is a "battle for the crown," which means Honkers will automatically take the #1 ranking with a win. I can't speak to Quiggs' trivia acumen, but there's only one Kirk Minihane. Hopefully, this means no golf shit for the niche round. My lines have been terrible, the books have been getting killed, but with no Kirk, this match that would probably be a pick-em becomes Honkers -4.5. I'm expecting a bloodbath, which means Team Minihane will somehow win.
If you missed Thursday night's special Peoples Temple Memorial Trivia Bowl edition of #DozVsTheDozen, it's up on the youtube machine for your viewing pleasure.
Unfortunately, #DVTD XIX is still in the chamber. Due to technical difficulties, I had to cut it into two pieces and still haven't had a chance to splice it together and give it a lookover. With 5-days away from the hell hole that is "the creative capital" school district, I promise it'll be up soon.
As for tonight, it's like a Friday for your boy, so two Bud Lights might sponsor this match. As always, the show starts at 7:05 pm EST. There's only one place to catch #DVTD LIVE, and that's at INSTAGRAM/DOZONLIFE.
I can't wait to see you there. Please respect the game and don't answer questions in the comments! #HireDozo