Florence Welch Might Force Me to Learn TikTok

​Age and general laziness have stopped me from figuring out TikTok to help grow my blog and the Dozo brand in general, but with all this time on my hands, I think this is the week I finally bite the bullet. I'm sure you're on pins and needles as to what inspired me. The following sentence should answer all questions. I saw this embed clip on legitimately a dozen different Florence Welch fan accounts on my IG's discover page this weekend. Queen/King Florence's stripped-down vocals pushed me over the edge (in a good way!). SHE HAS THE BEST VOICE IN MUSIC!!!! I can't wait to see FATM for the third time (well, second and a half; IYKYK) this fall.

@florence Reply to @itsyeboyross ♬ original sound - Florence

​I don't want to wait (s/o Paula Cole) for the latest TikTok of my favorite redhead goddess to make its way onto another form of social media. I need to see that shit IRT.

So I reactivated the TikTok account I made in 2019! (and followed Florence)

​Last week I guaranteed at least one win in the #DozVsTheDozen double-header and delivered (they'll be on Youtube soon). This afternoon, I said I'd write at least five blogs today, and baby, this is #5.

Got my booster, once I finish my lunch (roast beef sandwich; no chips) I’m gonna put in at least 5 blogs today. #HireDozo

— Doz #HireDozo (@DozonLife) April 11, 2022

My latest guarantee is that I'll post at least one TikTok by the end of the traditional American work-week (5 pm, Friday). Follow @dozonlife on TikTok to see that shit.#HireDozo