Help Save Ron Jeremy's Wood! #SaveRonsWood

Here I was just doing some Sunday cleaning with my roommate on the fifth anniversary of my college graduation when I took a moment to sit down and change the song on our Samsung HW-M360 soundbar via my iPhone 11. Of course I had to check twitter and waste at least five minutes before getting back to vacuuming.  That's when my attention drastically changed its course from delousing our rugs to saving a very special tree. 

If you didn't already know, I am a sentimental lil boi trapped in a  28 year old's body.  I still have boxes of my childhood toys underneath my bed and in my basement; t-shirts from middle school (one of the few pros of always being fat) and my most prized possession on Social Distancing the Game Show was my bulletin board.   

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Wikipedia @daveholmes after you watch, like, comment and share this video. May have lost the game, but you cannot beat this exposure. Had a blast on Social Distancing: The Game Show. THANK YOU TO @brendanclancy for emailing me and to @kfcbarstool and @feitelberg for doing a bang up job hosting. We’ll laugh about this one day when I treat you both to dinner after we’re co-workers after a long week at the content factory. #HireDozo . . . . #Barstoolsports #gameshow #live #RosieOdonnell #covid #memes #tiktok #bulletinboard #bulletinboardmaterial #DYI #RedSox #Patriots #Celtics #URI #Newport #RI #RIPLLOYDSIMMONS

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Ron had me at "planted by my dad the day I was born".  I mean HELLO?? is that not the sweetest thing you've read in the last 10 minutes?  How can Queens do this to the Hedgehog? What? Just cause Ron Jeremy can blow himself means he doesn't have a heart? #SaveRonsWood

Save the #Ronjeretree pic.twitter.com/UvYz5IDSIV

— Ron Jeremy (@RealRonJeremy) May 17, 2020

Please make this trend.

HELP RON JEREMY SAVE HIS WOOD. #saveronswood #ronjeretree @bertkreischer @attell @tomsegura @Dantethecomic @HowardStern @peta @nytimes @tmz @NYCMayor @NYCParks @gunsnroses @Rainbowlive @NYGovCuomo @andersoncooper @SarahKSilverman @realjeffreyross https://t.co/YmXsAxnBNt

— Ron Jeremy (@RealRonJeremy) May 17, 2020

We have an update! It's not Con-Edison's (gas company) decision. It's up to New York Parks and Rec. Let's hope there's a Leslie Giuseppe in the Queens' Parks Department. 

A reporter contacted me and let me know that this is not Con Edison‘s jurisdiction. It’s actually New York parks and recreation. Please ask them to save my tree. @NYCParks #SaveRonsWood #RonJereTree HELP ME SAVE MY TREE RETWEET @SnoopDogg @RuPaul @chelseahandler @jackblack https://t.co/KLPvXOpRbW

— Ron Jeremy (@RealRonJeremy) May 17, 2020

If you're a fan of DOL then you're a fan of doing the right thing. Please help spread the word and #SaveRonsWood. If you don't share this blog you're basically saying you're pro-clearcutting.