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It's hard to believe it's been over three and a half years since JT got some Jesus ink but omitted (for dummies, that means left out) apostrophes and completely changed its meaning.
My man may be on the brink of being a top 3 guy in the association, but he done beeen a curator of questionable ink. JT doesn't FW apostrophes.
For a while, I thought nothing would top his mushroom cloud tribute to Saint Louie.
HOWEVAAA, in a move that's equal parts head-scratching and straight-up swag, this former 19-year-old has outdone himself. I hate it and love it at the same time, kind of like
Jayson Tatum's latest tattoo is the word "LIFE" (After his favorite movie, but also perhaps in homage to his favorite niche blog??---that despite writing light-hearted blogs about his "creative" tats hopes Jayson Tatum is a Celtic for LIFE; if he didn't get hurt in Game 7, the C's would've completed the 0-3 comeback) sideways down his leg with movie characters that inspired him in each letter. Talk about a Mount Rushmore! 
I applaud originality. Variety is the spice of life. So many people are copies of a copy and follow the herd. It's cool to have your own style. Don't get the same haircut as everybody else.
Like, I was listening to the new Olivia Rodrigo on the way to Steely Dan and Eagles last week, and I thought to myself, "There can't be too many other people on their way to this show belting out "EACH TIME I GO OUTSIDEEEE, IT'S SOCIAL SUICIDEEEE," while on there way to hear "Kid Charlemagne." I think about that shit all the time with music. It's like permutations from high school math. There are so many insane combos that only get crazier the deeper your catalog goes. How many people can listen to Steely Dan, Olivia Rodrigo, Usher, Avenged Sevenfold, Tommy Tutone, and Stevie Ray Vaughan in a row? Idk, but Ole Dozo does! That's where my late-night brain (I woke up at 6 a.m. today, so I'm on fumes) went as soon as I saw this. I don't think I'm telling tales out of school when I say, Jayson Tatum may be the only person on earth with tattoos of nuclear fallout AND Will Smith's allergic reaction from the 2005 hit rom-com Hitch. You could probably say that with any combo of those featured characters, and I fucking love it. JT's leg has to be the first documented time where John Q and The Incredibles were mentioned in the same breath. I'm a huge "haven't seen the classics, but have seen so much trash" kind of guy with movies. I bet JT would appreciate this piece of Dozo trivia: The first R-rated movie I saw in theaters was Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo. I've never seen The Godfather straight through, but I can recite Failure to Launch (which is severely underrated...seriously, go to Wiki and look at how loaded that cast was...especially in 2006!) word-for-word. I just wanna know what's next for Jayson's body art. Obviously, I want the Celtics to win Banner 18, but imagine what he'll come up with for that tattoo. If you don't have a dog in the fight this NBA season, root for the underdog Celtics so we can see Jayson Tatum get a tattoo of Kobe looking down from heaven at JT holding the NBA Finals: Presented by YoutubeTV MVP Trophy while looking at childhood Jayson in a mirror under the Gateway Arch. P.S. FTR, I haven't seen "Life," or "The Incredibles." I loved John Q though. What a film.
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