After three seasons, the Mac Jones era is officially over in Foxboro.
Mac Jones' had a promising rookie year that saw the 2021 Patriots at 9-4 going into their week 14 bye. They then went 1-3 to end the regular season, with their lone win coming against the 3-14 Jaguars. Against Buffalo, the Pats suffered the worst playoff defeat in team history (although who knows what happens if Brandon Bolden doesn't have that drop on the opening drive lololol).
Mac Jones was runner-up for Rookie of the Year with a respectable 22 touchdowns and 92.5 passer rating. How did the Pats handle his all important sophomore season?..
Even though Mac Jones exuded many punk-ass bitch tendencies, it's hard for me to place all the blame on him for his Foxboro failures. This organization neglected him like a step-child, but honestly, loyal DOL readers...I don't fucking care about this. We won six Super Bowls. I am more than okay with paying my karmic taxes with some shit football. I'm like how billionaires should be. I got to experience the highest of highs during the double dynasty, and now I want other suffering fan bases to get a taste of it. I want my Bengals fan bro to experience a ring. We're hoarding Lombardis. We have more than we know what to do with. We have so many that AppleTV+ thinks it's cool to fast-forward through the story of two of them!
Plus, if you saw today's SOD blog, you know my head and heart are elsewhere. All I've thought about since Thursday is this incredible woman and what could have gone wrong. It doesn't make any fucking sense. What could've happened between 9:30 Wednesday night and 6:03 am Thursday? Mac Jones was never gonna be Tom Brady, but I thought I found my forever person. I hadn't felt so happy in years. I was definitely happier than I was after we won Super Bowl 53. That game wasn't even enjoyable. So yeah, Mac Jones is going home to Jacksonville, Florida (that sucks, man) to be Trevor Lawrence's backup. TBH, it's probably the best spot for Mac to go. He needed a fresh start. Maybe Doug Pederson can fix him? I really don't care one way or another. All that matters to me is authoritarianism not happening (it's not looking good, but I'm hopeful) and finding a way to show this woman that we shouldn't give up on us this soon. Not to be crass, but I've never been prouder of my foreplay game. I would've bet anything we were gonna end up together. I felt so comfortable with her. I legit have never been this devastated in my 32 years. I don't even really care about DOL anymore. It's been eight years. I gave it a valiant effort. Nothing matters but love and happiness. That's what the world needs more of, and until my dying breath, it'll be the most important thing to me. Despite how horrible things can be (like Mac Jones' attempt at tackling Chandler Jones), I still hold out hope for humanity to come together and defeat all our issues. There's more good than bad out there, and it has to be overcome. I still can't believe we fucking signed JuJu over Jakobi. Like that's not Mac's fault. You can't break someone's arm then yell at them for not being able to use it. I don't want Drake Maye on the New England Patriots. I don't pay much attention to college football, but that dude screams Trubisky 2.0. I wouldn't hate taking Marvin Harrison Jr and giving Kirko Cousins a call. But again, football seems meaningless at a time like this. All I want is to go back to the state of bliss I was in until I woke up and checked my phone on Thursday morning. I don't think you understand how much I cried on Thursday, dude; I lost weight..like you can see it in my face. Also, Mac Jones annoyed the fuck out of me. If he weren't a Patriot, I would've never had to pretend I liked him, but that dude just rubbed me the wrong way with his demeanor. You just know he calls January 6th a tourist gathering. There's a clip of him laughing WAY TOO hard at something Belichick said on the bench. He was hamming it up big time, probably for Bill's approval, and it was disgusting. Relax, guy, just be a human for a fucking second. I won't use her name, but if you're reading this, it's okay if you're scared that you found someone who's such a great match and even better guy. I get it, some push away in times like that, but all I want to do is love you and give you everything your heart could ever desire. Mac Jones...whatever dude....goodbye/luck I guess?
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