Mac Jones Needs a New Barber and Honest People in His Life Pronto

The Garden was rocking yesterday with plenty of star power in the house for the C's 109-81 game seven victory. We saw my future boss and handsome Hank Lockwood sitting courtside. #TeamHank

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— Hank Lockwood (@hen_ease) May 15, 2022

The Captain annnnddd the truuuth Paul Pierce was in attendance too (what's with that boring ass non-C's colored hoodie that probably cost 20 grand?), as was Mr. Kraft, Dana White, Steve Aoki, and some fugly face-tatted white rapper I never heard of until yesterday that basically flicked off the camera like a really cool guy.

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Mr. Kraft wasn't alone; he sat with WR Kendrick Bourne and QB Mac Jones courtside----which brought attention to something I referenced in my last blog, Mac Jone's development.

I wanted no part of Mac going into the 2021 NFL Draft, but he's here now and my guy by default. I wanna  see him succeed and lead the Patriots to multiple Super Bowl wins, but as Deion said:

U look good u feel good,u feel good u play good,u play good they pay good,they pay good u live good,u live good u thank God 4 it all! TRUTH

— COACH PRIME (@DeionSanders) January 29, 2012

And Michael McCorkle Jones certainly didn't look good with this pushed back 2nd grader on picture day haircut.

Mac Jones, Robert Kraft and Kendrick Bourne at TD â–¡ pic.twitter.com/Eeeut6euj9

— Celtics on NBC Sports Boston (@NBCSCeltics) May 15, 2022

I've never seen a more poorly placed hair part in my entire life. I'm like 90% sure it's shaved in which is even worse.

Terribly blended, his cut looks like a house blown off its foundation during a hurricane. It almost looks like he's combing against the grain.

Now I'm biased towards long hair, but I'm a freedom guy above all. If you want to rock something a little more cropped, do fuckin' you, but you gotta look good doing it! Your appearance is linked directly to confidence, which is why mine is below sea level. I am terrified about a sophomore slump for Mac looking like this. Does he have nobody in his life to tell him the truth? You're the incredibly sharp face of the New England Patriots. I know your head coach dresses like he's gardening, but have a little pride in your appearance Mac! You're the starting quarterback of the New England Patriots, not the lead singer in an Alien Ant Farm cover band.

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Fix that part, slap your barber in the face, and have a serious conversation about the company you keep. If you had food in your teeth, would you prefer your friends tell you or say nothing? You're the future of this organization. Nobody is saying you need to be Fabio, but that part is about as natural as Courteney Cox's face. Clean it up and go win a fucking ring.

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