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Trevor Bauer Continues To Be The Man

8/19/2020

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Since nearly decapi-fingering himself with a drone during the 2016 ALCS, Trevor Bauer has had a reputation in baseball.
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While he doesn't have a cool hippie-meets-fisherman look like his friend and former teammate Mike Clevinger;;;
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Bauer is known for antics and no fear attitude. He finished 2nd in the AL in ERA in 2018 and literally threw a ball out of Kauffman Stadium; so he's a pretty decent RHP too.

So, um Bauer is really reaaaaaally unhappy. Holy cow. □#AlwaysRoyal pic.twitter.com/TJDh6ynMOu

— FOX Sports Kansas City (@FSKansasCity) July 28, 2019
Trevor, a self-proclaimed nerd is one the smartest players in Major League Baseball. Dude rocks a fake wedding ring that analyzes everything from his white blood count to last time since an erection and everything in between! He is all about doing the absolute most to maximize his abilities. 

I wrote about the Joe Kelly situation when it happened, but have yet to update the DOL readers! Kelly's appeal brought his eight game suspension down to five. It's still bullshit considering he didn't even hit anybody, but this blog isn't about the cheating Astros...
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It's about Cincinnati Reds (my favorite team) pitcher Trevor Bauer's unrelenting support of Joe Kelly AND his internet skills. ​

The Red Sox literally are getting an out from the Gods and still are willingly trading the 2nd best player in all of baseball. Unfuckingreal. Go Reds! pic.twitter.com/LpvEK2FEbZ

— Doz #hiredozo (@DozonLife) February 6, 2020
Bauer has made no secrets about how he feels about the Astros. 
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The man knows exactly what he's doing online.

And the moment you've all been waiting for.....here's a look at my cleats for tonight's start. FREE JOE KELLY! If you want to be eligible for a chance to win these, see next tweet for details. pic.twitter.com/WR0LrNpgCC

— Trevor Bauer (@BauerOutage) August 19, 2020
The Reds lost game one a double header earlier today 4-0 against the Royals. Bauer is scheduled to pitch the night cap. Trevor was planning on auctioning off the cleats and donating the funds to the charity of Joe Kelly's choice. Seems like an awesome idea right?

via GIPHY

In what should come as a surprise to absolute nobody, MLB shot Bauer's cleats down quicker than a plane near the White House; threatening to eject and fine him the moment he stepped on the field. ​

MLB threatened to fine and suspend @BauerOutage if he wore Free Joe Kelly cleats. Told the violation of MLB’s policy would be wearing a negative message. Umpires were instructed to eject him from the game if worn. Proceeds from the cleats were going to Kelly’s charity of choice. pic.twitter.com/qtIllZEjhf

— Jared Carrabis (@Jared_Carrabis) August 19, 2020
It shouldn't come as any surprise that MLB doesn't want a pitcher (a vocal AF one at that) openly bashing the Astros or supporting Joe Kelly. I wish that Bauer just did it without telling anybody to have that awesome moment of whatever the reaction of the umps/managers would be, but I get wanting to be a responsible teammate/wanting to create some buzz beforehand. Whether or not Scott Boras hires a hitman to take out Trevor Bauer remains to be seen, but until I am going to Stan (I hate that term; sorry) Bauer because he is the fucking man. He doesn't give a shit. He's a stud. Dozo loves loyalty and Bauer is loyal to the TRUE integrity of the game. Nobody wants players to use their platform more to grow the game and the personalities inside of it more than #27 on the Reds. He is one of the few things that is right with Major League Baseball.
LIVE UPDATE AS OF 12:09 AM.

I love how fucking candid this guy is. Clap BAAAACK BAAaaACK BAAAccCCkkKK *Boomer voice* Trevor!!! 

For everyone wondering why I didn’t wear the cleats tonight, @MLB threatened to eject me and suspend me and levy unprecedented fines against me if I did. I couldn’t put my teammates at risk like that. Earlier this year, MLB said players could put whatever they wanted on their

— Trevor Bauer (@BauerOutage) August 20, 2020

cheating your way to a World Series = no ejection/suspension/fine...y’all really know how to pick your battles...□ learned my lesson though. Fun is bad, cheating is good. Won’t make the same mistake twice, can promise you that □□□□ pic.twitter.com/Tyh0JdjJZv

— Trevor Bauer (@BauerOutage) August 20, 2020
I love this dude. He is one of the reasons why (and the lame dropping the "ox" joke) I am fostering Reds fandom!

​You know the moment he's done playing he has an offer at Barstool waiting for him.  Brahh, I wouldn't be shocked if something happens while he's playing; although I do think he's trying to grow his own brand @momentum. Keep calling out baseball's lack of leadership and common sense, bro. Do not let people forget that the Astros cheating their way to a World Series title and in a weird butterfly effect way may have lead to the Red Sox not committing the second worst trade in franchise history, but I digress. 

Double P.S. (update was an un-official P.S.)

How can you not love this guy? He's got Budweiser (aka St. Louis suds) showing him love. This man is crossing  one-sided-rivalry lines with his intellectual swag!!!

You had us at "beer" @BauerOutage. 14 Ks in your next two starts: you break the record, we'll make these. https://t.co/SESOvH2pA0 pic.twitter.com/AxXGI08Itx

— Budweiser (@budweiserusa) August 18, 2020
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