I don't care if you're a team that I hate or based my personality around for years; if I think your uniforms are ugly, I'm going to say so. That's the kind of unfiltered realness you can expect from Ole Dozo. I don't think you can get canceled for calling uniforms ugly yet, but I'm sure in like 2034, someone will get fired for saying they hate pinstripes.
I'm a big believer that just because you love something doesn't mean you can't be critical of it. If anything, it's more of a reason to be honest. That's why we talk shit about our friends or country, and like Forrest Gump, that's all I'll I've got to say about that.
I'm just saying, speak your fucking truth, my dude/ttes. I love the Pats, but I think their post-Brady break-up look stinks worse than Kid Rock's breath. I barely fuck with the Red Sox, but I'm a big enough man to admit their "City Connect" threads don't suck and tip my cap at the creativity. I thought the Celtics "City Edition" unis were corny AF, but these fake throwback "Classic Editions" are fantastic, beautiful, and straightforward. These are how you do fake throwbacks!
I love the shamrock on the shorts and the multi-color waistband.
These unis absolute mop up the banner and fugly lime-greens ones from this past season. If they sold those shorts with pockets, I'd totally buy a pair. Apparently, the Isaiah Thomas reunion isn't happening, but the C's probably should start making some moves to add players that will be rocking the green and white this fall.
The Celtics aren't the only team that'll rock a new "Classic Edition" uniform in the NBA's diamond jubilee. That Warriors font is sexy. The Knicks unis are blah, unlike those vibrant Celtics whites.