The Too Many Legs Teaser Has LITERALLY Never Lost

HOLY SHIT I CANNOT BELIEVE I AM ACTUALLY WRITING THIS BLOG BUT WE DID IT! The Too Many Legs Teaser has hit, AGAIN!!!!

□□□ #TooManyLegs Teaser has LITERALLY never lost pic.twitter.com/L6mG2ZRhu5

— Doz #hiredozo (@DozonLife) October 4, 2020

It wasn't easy, but for the third straight week the DOL Two Many Legs Teaser of the Week has cashed out! This time I had people riding with me, which made it an even sweeter victory. Obviously winning to increase both my bankroll and marketability with Barstool Sports is nice, but I got to be a hashtag good guy by helping others.

There's no better feeling than helping others while also helping yourself and stroking your own ego. It's why I don't understand Jeff Bezos. If I was that bald fuck, I'd pass out a few billion to end homelessness or hunger on the regular purely for the amount of love I'd get and how legendary it'd make me.  He could be in the news everyday for being the biggest hashtag good guy of the new millennia, but I guess not everybody is about the hashtag good guy life.

Time to get back on track. After starting the 1:00 PM games 6-0 I was a little worried that I should've just stayed in one time slot.  We needed Bears +9 and over 47 in Bills/Raiders to close out the teaser and by the grace of the football God's it happened. 

Part two because I’m not enough of a twitter icon yet to post a 4 minute video. LFG!!!! Two Many Legs Teaser Hits again!! Everybody eats tonight!!! pic.twitter.com/bR8mgRnb4B

— Doz #hiredozo (@DozonLife) October 4, 2020

I feel GREAT!!!! The fan is fine! I can't wait to have the Too Many Legs Teaser hit again next week before enjoying a nice Monday off thanks to Indigenous People's Day.  #HireDozo