Tonight's #DozVsTheDozen (43) Is Battle For the Crown; Tune in at 7:05!

Tuesday night's match was a warm-up after nearly a month away from competition.

​ICYMI: ​

​Sure, I technically lost, but 11 points by yourself is more respectable than when Alan gave up his spot to Petey Jones in the 1971 Virginia AAA Football State Championship game.

I may be 0-3-1 in my last four matches, but even Jeff D. Lowe himself says that points matter, and I'm averaging a Jayson Tatum-esc 12 points per match over those four winless matches.

Jayson Tatum has been on □ over the last 4 games. □

The Celtics are 4-0 during that stretch. ☘️ pic.twitter.com/1kGDbyFi7H

— theScore (@theScore) March 10, 2022

​It's March, and as much as we all love upsets, there's nothing like a high seed brawl between two heavyweight programs, and that's what we've got tonight in Crown Holders (1) Chicago vs. (3) Minihane in Match 181.

BATTLE FOR THE CROWN VI

Top-ranked Chicago (@barstoolWSD @BarstoolChief @barstoolcarl) defends The Crown against 3-Minihane (@kirkmin @Return_Of_RB @BarstoolPAT) tonight at 7|6c, pres. by @wouldgrooming

Predictions? pic.twitter.com/htWovw6xV9

— The Dozen Trivia (@TheDozenTrivia) March 10, 2022

Team Chicago holds the crown; there's no denying that. Sure, they only scored 9 points against the Experts on January 20th to retain said crown, but they are the crown holders...for now.

Are they a 2016-17 Celtics kind of one seed? Many (me) are saying yes!

But it's March, and we're primed for some upsets. Since I'm 3-7-1 in 2022 (averaging 10.27repeating PPM) and two of my non-losses have come in tournament championships, AND it's #DozVsTheDozen 43 on the same week as the second anniversary of me eating #43Burgers, I'm seeing some serious numerology. Tonight just might be my night. I haven't won a match since #DVTD 35 on January 13th.

I'm done outsourcing lines to The Dozen Insider. I'm saying Minihane -1, O/U 21.5.

I love the Chicago boys (Carl), but I don't respect their trivia acumen. WSD is a dummy. I think they're primed for the upset tonight even though Kirk is sort of a one-man team. All I know is, if there was ever a match for me to show up and get back in the win column, it's tonight. This would be a statement win even though I sorta shit on Chicago like Dave Matthews Band.

Will that happen? There's only one place to tune in, and that's my Instagram (@dozonlife) at 7:05 pm EST. That's www.instagram.com/dozonlife. Can't wait to see ya in the comments!

P.S.

The music questions were a fucking joke last match. Flo Rida and Jason Derulo??? Unreal.