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After a rough couple of years away from school Johnny Manziel is returning to A&M as a student this fall. I'm actually going to commend him making a smart decision in the public eye. Maybe for the first time in 3 years there is good Johnny Manziel news.
β βOn the surface it at least appears he's trying to better himself. While this probably just a ploy to try to get a second chance there's no doubting that right now this is great call. There's no denying Johnny Football has had his fair share of trouble this year but everybody knows going back to school is a fresh start. He's just hitting the reset button, guys. Sure Johnny Football partied his way out of the NFL, and didn't study his plays or work hard but it's a new semester, a do over. It's the ultimate "you can't say I'm not trying" move. It is absolutely insane to me that this is happening in 2016. Just 4 years after breaking onto the scene after the upset win against Alabama. It looked like Johnny Manziel was going to be a special talent for a long time. It's crazy to me, JFB was such a star at Texas A&M that he had to take his classes online, now he's just some bum from Cleveland who's going to school in Texas. I never thought JFB would be Tom Brady or Peyton Manning but I didn't expect him to be out of the NFL and back in school this quick. On the surface it's brilliant plan to show the NFL you're taking your life seriously at least trying to do something instead of cocaine. Now the only question is does some team take the bait and sign Johnny Manziel? If Dak Prescott starts 0-3 in Dallas and Romo is still out 2 more months, do not be surprised to see Johnny with a star on his helmet. Chain Wallets are NOT for everybody. When I think chain wallet it's either some tatted up biker or middle school hot topic goth kid. You just don't see your kid's 10th grade English teacher rocking a chain wallet. We live in a society with social norms and they just are not something the average grown adult can wear and be taken seriously. Maybe in the biker/mechanic scene, but not in middle America. Idk, maybe it's just how I roll but I'm sure most people also have a pretty distinct image of what a chain wallet guy looks like, in their head, it's not just me. Not saying he's a bad guy but I am saying it would look RIDICULOUS with my style to mix in a chain wallet.
But can I be honest? I really wish I could. Chain Wallets are practical AF. Chain Wallet is like the fanny-pack's goth brother who really loves Son's of Anarchy. Sure both look ridiculous, but both actually are very practical tools. The chain acts like a leash for your wallet, and as a guy who loses his wallet constantly, I think a chain wallet is the only feasible option I have to stop losing my wallet. Maybe it's because I was once a kid on a leash at DisneyWorld but I appreciate how important the leash can be. Say what you will about my mom putting her son on a leash, but I didn't get abducted/raped/killed so they leash did it's job. I'm a results/bottomline guy and at the end of the day the leash gets you the results you want. Now I don't want the standard goth/biker chain wallet, I need something with a little style, and tbh I'd prefer no chain. Now definitely need something to work as the leash but a chain is a little too aggressive. The chain is what makes chain wallet people scary to most. Makes me think of a prisoner being transferred from the bus to their cell. I can picture it in like 20 different movies right now. Just not a chain guy at all, also slavery was big into chains and I am not big into slavery. I need like a braided rope, or lanyard type leash to do the job. Something with style that girls will look at think "now this is guy I could break up with 8 months from now". And that's find by me, I'm not looking for a wife, just some consistent play to get back in the game. So idk who I need to contact to make this happen but I think less aggressive chain wallets for clumsy middle class white guys is a get untapped market just waiting for it's savior. Someone get me in contact with the right people. As an idea guy this is one of my best ideas yet. P.S. This was all inspired from me losing my wallet Sunday when I went to Rite-Aid to buy a case of water for my Uber customers (we'll get into that later today) but apparently I lost my wallet and it was found before I even realized it was gone. Swear to God, I got a call from my sister saying some biker (bicycle, not motorcycle) found it, looked at my address, called my house, and told them they found my wallet. Weirdest lost wallet experience I've ever had, and I've had hundreds. Big ups to the good civilian who returned it, and bigger ups to my sister for getting it for me and bringing it to Newport where I was driving. Oh also I lost my car keys on the seawall yesterday when I was going for a jog. Bad weekend to be something that I keep in my pockets. Probably will lose my phone tonight. Song:Wish That You Were Here Artist:Florence + the Machine Album: Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children Soundtrack Already wrote one blog this Sunday might as well throw in an SOD as well. Also a little housekeeping, I am going to make a video to send to barstool soon, was hoping to today but things came up. Basically gonna be like the Pres/Big Cat/any other blogger videos where they interact with strangers on the street and make funny content. That's all I'm saying right now, hopefully it is funny and ideally we'll be filming sometime this week. As for some music...didn't like this song when I first heard it but it's really starting to grow on me. Song: Happy Pills Artist: Weathers What a move by a first class organization. I love it so much that I'm blogging it on a Sunday...The Lord's/Tom Brady's Day. But what a great fuck you move by the Patriots right to the league. Just to let the NFL know, you may take Brady away from the field, but you can't take him away from the Patriots. Tom Brady IS the Patriots. Without him we're just another bum ass team in a big market with no super bowls, like the Bengals or Eagles. But I love having the homage to Tommy here. It's like he's looking down on them and just letting them know, don't worry daddy will be home soon. My only question is can we have his eyes move? Like the paintings in movies that have real eyes and watch you. Have him start really creeping out opponents. Maybe distract a kicker or something, idk wouldn't hurt to try and see what happens.
Love the support here, wish Kraft showed a little more of it a year ago and fought this harder but, oh well. We lost two draft picks, a million bucks and 4 games of TB12 for potentially taking a little bit of air out of the balls. Seems like a fair punishment. Can't do anything now except with the Super Bowl (again) and shove it right down that rat bastard Goodall's throat. Roger Goodell is top 5 worst people on earth and that includes terrorists and Rob Levine. As for the Patriots on the field for the first 4 weeks, I have no idea what to expect. Still terrified about the offensive line situation. Gotta be able to give the QB time, and actually be able to run the ball. Look I love when Brady throws it 40 times a game but we have to be able to run the ball at least a little. IMO it's what cost them in Denver last year and also down the stretch in the regular season. The fact the Pats started 10-0 and went 12-4 is kind of embarrassing. Gotta be able to run the ball down teams throats late, do not wanna be throwing the ball to run out the clock like they did against Kansas City in the playoffs, it almost cost them. I haven't seen a ton of pre season action because it's summer and I'm out on Thursdays but this defense is LEGIT. IMO best since 2003. Hightower and Collins are gonna take the league by storm. Should be able to stop all 3 teams we play at Gillette and just hope that Jimmy can score enough points. I think Pats lose in Arizona then win their 3 home games. If they go 2-2 it's not the end of the world either. As long as they don't go 0-4 I think we'll be alright, and tbh we could start 0-4 and still make the playoffs with TB12. I almost kind of want to start 0-4 then have Brady save the day and lead us to ring #5. If you don't know what's coming next then you're a fool. |
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