Disclaimer: Please only gamble legally AND responsibly. I don't want anybody losing their sporting goods store because I'm trying to show Barstool how many hats I can wear #HireDozo.
It's Week 5 of the 2020 NFL Season and the DOL Too Many Legs Teaser has still literally never lost.
Like Queen and David Bowie in 1981, I'm Under Pressure. The DOL Too Many Legs Teaser of the Week has hit three straight weeks and if I want to continue to beat this meme into the ground, then I have to make it four (straight weeks). If you're familiar with beer pong jargon, I am on fire; The DOL Too Many Legs Teaser of the Week is 3-0. I have balls back and people are counting on me to hit that island cup so they can pay their mortgage and straighten their daughter's teeth. Does it matter that I don't love the board today? Not even a little bit because if you give me six points of wiggle room I am going to produce at an unfathomable clip. Let's not forget for the Too Many Legs Teaser to be 3-0 it has to go 8-0 every week, simple math 3x8=24 that means I am 24-0 teasing spreads and totals. This streak will end someday so please wager responsibly.
Let's take a look at Week 5's Too Many Legs Teaser.
Sorry these come out so close to kickoff, I'm just not a big believer in putting in bets early. ESPECIALLY with Covid. Before I was just paranoid that someone important would get in a car accident or slip on a banana peel, now games are straight up getting rescheduled; it's a mess. You'd hate to place a bet and then see the starting QB and CB who is the reigning DPOY are out, ya know? It makes me almost glad that I'm not playing fantasy this season. Good luck and Go Seahawks, Browns, Cowboys, 49ers, Steelers, Rams, Bengals and over 43 points in Baltimore! #HireDozo