DOL Too Many Legs Teaser of the Week (Week 6)

As I'm sure you're aware, the #TwoManyLegs teaser finally met its demise last week after a 3-0 start to the 2020 NFL campaign; the teaser game is an All or Nothing affair like O-Town and last week something, somewhere had to give....up, like the Cincinnati Bengals in Baltimore. Just a F minus-minus effort by AJ Green here.

The #Bengals are paying AJ Green $18M on the tag this year. He has just 14 receptions for 119 yards in 5 games. Trade deadline is on Nov. 3rd. A change of scenery might be the best option.

He looked completely out of it on Sunday, especially on this play.pic.twitter.com/Mve14lV4DG

— NFL Update (@MySportsUpdate) October 12, 2020

I didn't love the board last week (still went 5-3, but that's not gonna get it done) and thought about putting the #TwoManyLegs teaser on ice for a few weeks to keep the perfection in tact. I could've SAT'd it and just not answered the bell for a few weeks so I could keep beating that Chris Teager meme into the ground, but when you're trying to get noticed by Barstool Sports to escape the bleak reality that being a long-term sub in the Creative Capital for the rest of your life you're not gonna sit on the fucking sidelines pouting like LT. 

You wake up at around 10:00 am on game-day, grab you laptop, phone and start doing research.

The #TwoManyLegs teaser is here to stay; let's not forget how well it's done to this point.

Week 2 and 3
Week 4
Week 5 (booo Bengals)

Without further window dressing, here's the DOL Too Many Legs Teaser of the Week (Week 6)

Panthers +4 (from -2)

• ICYMI, even without Christan McCaffery the Panthers are 3-2 and their defense hasn't allowed over 21 points the last three weeks. It is time to start giving Teddy Bridgewater the respect we've been giving his dick for years. The dude went 5-0 last year and 8-2 over his last 10 starts. Should the Bears somehow pull off the upset, I don't see them winning big so I feel pretty good here with Panthers +4. Possibly the biggest QB dick matchup in NFL History

Patriots -1 (from -7)

• I almost teased the over down to 38 which is lower than my self esteem, but with neither of these teams playing in over 10 days (Broncos last game was October 1st; Pats was the 5th) I had no idea what to expect from a total stand point. I wouldn't be shocked to see the Pats give up 24 or 6 points, so just went to basically the Pats in a pick-em. With this much time to prepare I love Belichick in this situation. Cam and Gilly are back. Pats should roll against an inferior, banged up Broncos.

Titans +2.5 (from -3.5) and OVER 46 (from 52)

• The Titans are just destroyed the undefeated Bills on Tuesday and the Texans couldn't look like a bigger mess giving up 28 points a game and allowed a dude they were gonna fire after a month to trade away a top 5 player in franchise history for pennies on the dollar. Sure, interim coach Romeo Crennel picked up a W in his first game taking over from B.O.B., but I like a different Belichick disciple, Mike Vrabel in this one. As long as Ryan Tannehill doesn't try to tear his own ACL again the Titans should take care of business. DeShaun will put up some points, but Titans hold on.

Bengals/Colts OVER 40 (from 46)

• I reaaaally wanted to tease the Bengals to +13.5 against Phil Rivers, but even without Darius Leonard the Colts still have one of the best defenses in the NFL...DESPITE that, 40 points in today's NFL is so low that I had to take it; especially in a dome (that might be open??)

Ravens/Eagles OVER 40.5 (from 46.5)

• Contemplated teasing Eagles to +16, but got burned with my anti-Ravens bias last week (still believe this team is fraudulent AF until they win a playoff game). Carson Wentz leads the league in INT which is always scary when rooting for an over, but 40.5 is just too low to pass up. 28-17 Ravens works for me.

Browns/Steelers OVER 44 (from 50)

• Everybody keeps saying how great the Steelers defense is, but they're still giving up 21.8 points for game. That's still solid AF, but the Browns offense has figured it out the last few weeks and find themselves in yet another, "if they win this game they're for real" game. With Big Ben 22-2-1 against the Browns in his career, I'm not confident enough in putting Browns +9 in the teaser, but I think both of these teams will score 20+ points. If the Browns win this game they are all the way for real, but again I will never speak badly about the Steelers again after they didn't kick a field goal against the Texans.

Lions/Jaguars OVER 47 (from 53)

• Two awful teams that don't play any defense. I'm a little scared because they could mix in some 16-13 stinker, but the Lions are giving up over 31 PPG and the Jags aren't much better at 29.4 PPG. With two QBs who like to sling it we should be able to get these points. I didn't want to mix time slots and wasn't touching Falcons/Vikings or Football Team/Giants with a Teddy Bridgewater length pole.

Good luck if you ride, sorry for giving up 15 minutes to get it in and as ALWAYS please gamble responsibly.