In Lieu of Putting a Competitive Team Together, the Lowly Boston Red Sox Are Involved with TWO Netflix Projects!

Since Elon ruined twitter and you can't see the entire post in an embedded tweet:

Red Sox Fans: “We’d like Jordan Montgomery and Jorge Soler.”

FSG: “Best I can do is a Netflix series showing the world how bad the team is.” pic.twitter.com/oNNTZQNKbR

— Thomas Carrieri (@Thomas_Carrieri) February 7, 2024

This is so Boston PRed Sox it hurts. Why sign any free agents or try to compete with the rest of Major League Baseball when you can whore yourself out (it's just an expression, Dozo supports sex workers!) to Netflix for the Hard Knocks nobody asked for? What a sick joke that the Red Sox will have two Netflix series, but it's still pretty much impossible to stream their games unless you want to get a 2nd mortgage to afford NESN+ (lol jk. You probably don't own a house because the American Dream is dead, but it's a solid figure of speech...you get it).

Even though I haven't made the impact on the internet or world that I would've liked to by this point in my life, I'd like to believe I was one of the first people to arrive to the "John Henry is an evil, soulless, out of touch billionaire that does not care about the Red Sox anymore" party.  I was likeMichael Scott and Dwight at David Wallace's party early. I hated but tolerated ownership well before the Mookie giveaway because winning appeared to still be a priority. As loyal DOL readers know, that franchise altering decision was the straw that broke Ole Dozo's back and something I've spent a liiiiittle bit of time on. 

• Mookie Betts Proves All the Doubters and Morons Who Dick-Ride Billionaires Wrong...He Wanted to Stay in Boston!!!
• Mookie Betts Says He Would've Taken the Contract He Signed with the Dodgers Had the Red Sox Offered It
• The CEO of a Dodgers Fan Group (I Guess That's a Thing) Put Up a Billboard Outside of Fenway for Thanking the Red Sox For Trading Mookie Betts
• As if the Red Sox Weren't a Big Enough Joke Already, Lebron James Now Owns (Governs) Part of Them!
• I Want to Believe But I Don't Know If I Can
• Well, This (Potentially) Changes Everything
• Not Only Do the Red Sox Suck at Paying Generational Talent, but They Suck at Twitter Too!
• It Looks Like The Dodgers Are About To Sign Mookie to a Giant Deal
• Some Telling Stats About The Future of The United States of America
• How to Induce Vomiting (in New England)
• Mookie Betts Buys Groceries and Pizza For People Shopping and Working in Tennessee
• John Henry FINALLY Addresses The Mookie Betts Trade (and I Address My Future as a Red Sox Fan
• After Nearly A Week of Hold Ups The Curse of Mookie Is Official (R.I.P. My Red Sox Fandom)
• So You're Telling Me There's a Chance?
• I Officially No Longer Love The Boston Red Sox

The word outraged has kind of lost its meaning in today's social and political landscape, but that trade outraged tf out of me. My stances have evolved over the past four years. I still hate John Henry, Tom Werner, and Fenway Sports Group (FSG), but I don't hate the Red Sox. I actually love the Red Sox and all the great memories they provided me, but I refuse to support them in any capacity as long as these scumbags own the club. THEY DON'T CARE ANYMORE!​

John Henry doesn't care about Red Sox fans https://t.co/QMTSRAcD3r pic.twitter.com/iL2u33SXJE

— Doz #HireDozo (@DozonLife) February 7, 2024

FSG is arguably hated more across the pond by Liverpool supporters, and I don't let my brothers and sisters walk alone. From my observations, more and more Red Sox fans have finally had enough with FSG. I refuse to invest my time, emotions, or money in anything FSG. The fucking gall of these scumbags to say this when they traded Mookie Betts, a sure-fire Hall of Famer, for a couple of cans of soup TO SAVE MONEY when you're one of the richest teams in all of sports.

This was pulled directly off of FSG's website. 

I'm not surprised there will be a 20th anniversary of the Curse Breaking special. That's actually pretty cool. That team means so much to millions of people and will be awesome to relive. Sure, it's disgusting how that was 20 years ago, but as we all know, time is a biggg ole bitch. You just know that ownership is gonna milk everything they can out of all the '04 anniversary shit this year since the current Red Sox will be lucky to win 75 games. This same organization did an 8th anniversary celebration of the 2004 team in 2012 in an attempt to draw fans during that dumpster fire of a season.

Even though I'm sure that the Red Sox have total creative control here and will make Himmler's films look impartial, maaaaaybe there's a chance this somehow backfires on FSG and doesn't create some Drive to Survive type hype around the Boston Red Sox. I think FSG forgot that you need stars and not fucking suck to gain that following. You don't have a Daniel Ricciardo. Fingers crossed this somehow leads to them selling the Sox.

This docuseries would've been an awesome idea in 2013, but the Red Sox ship is sinking, and this isn't gonna be the lifeboat they desperately need. Please sell the team to a billionaire that cares about the Red Sox, and don't forget that you're scumbags for partnering with LIV Golf in addition to trading Mookie Betts for gift cards to Circuit City and Tower Records.