Last Sunday, as soon as I opened twitter to post the #TooManyLegs teaser I was slapped in the face with unfortunate news. It was there I learned Jeopardy host Alex Trebek had succumbed to stage four pancreatic cancer at the age 80.
By the time I finished his tribute blog and started watching football, the Seattle Seahawks were already down 14-0. I knew this week's teaser was as dead as Ray Combs and that today was not about football. It was about mourning the loss of someone we let into our home's every night for over 30 years.
Unfortunately, even though we were all heartbroken last week and may still be hurting, the facts are the facts. The #TooManyLegs teaser going 6-2 with Seattle +3 and OVER 42 in the battle of Baltimore ultimately cost us a nice +1000 payday; dropping the teaser to 4-4 in 2020. If you're into moral victories I did hit my first teased under of the season.
Week 2 and 3
Week 5 (booo Bengals)
Week 7 (Week 7 victory recap)
This week is Vince Wilfork huge for the #TooManyLegs teaser. Sure, we're still profitable AF if you've been riding since it's debut in Week 2, but if you hopped on late you probably hate me worse than the Third Estate hated Marie Antoinette after she said "Let them eat cake" even though whether or not she actually said that is highly debated in historical circles.
At 4-4 the #TooManyLegs teaser will fall below .500 today if it doesn't go 8-0. This series is about making money to show Barstool Sport the many hats I can wear in addition to being a quality blogger, but if you're just some run of the mill Joe off the street you just want tickets to cash. You don't care about shitty wordplay and research that was done at 11:09 am. That's why I'm switching up this week...NO WRITE UPS. Just the picks with no reasoning behind them. All you need to do is sign this petition and the picks are yours. Let's get to 5-4 (again, we're still up for 30 units right now).
SORRY FOR BEING SO LATE TODAY!!! Good luck and bet responsibly!!