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#TooManyLegs Teaser of the Week [Week 1, 2021]

9/12/2021

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Clearly, I haven't learned the adobe cloud yet :(
​Baby It's Back, the Too Many Legs Teaser of the Week has returned for year 2 for the NFL's BIGGEST season ever.
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On this September 12th, I hope we can Never Forget the history of the most successful underground teaser on the internet by a niche blogger who DID create @URIprobs which had close to 6,000 followers at its peak.
TML 2020 Results:
Week 2 and 3
Week 4; (Week 4 victory recap)
Week 5; (booo Bengals)
​Week 6
Week 7; (Week 7 victory recap)
Week 8
Week 9
Week 10
Week 11
​Week 12 
Week 13; (Victory recap)
Week 14
Week 15; (victory recap)
Week 16
Week 17
​#TML was born out of a failure after a 6-leg teaser from Week 1 last year went 5-1 thanks to the 1 in the Jaguars' 1-15 record. The Jags' only win of the season killed my teaser, but it birthed a movement that spread like when you drop a joint on the ground, and it burns a tiny spot on the rug: TOO MANY LEGS, an 8-leg, +1000 teaser (you get even better odds away from the RI sports book). A 3-0 (24 leg) start to the season made us profitable for the entire year. Five wins at +1000 and one at +800 made year one of TML a +47 unit success.

TML has BIG things in store for the BIGGEST season ever, I am thinking little videos to release the picks instead of blogs. That'll likely increase its ability to spread since my blogs aren't allowed to go viral, but I'll be honest, I spent all day yesterday watching various 9/11 documentaries, so I didn't get a chance to go as big as I'd like for week one. Today's gonna be a throwback quicky, not much writing, just winners (hopefully).

Week 1 of the season is always the biggest crapshoot; there's gonna be some upset where we're like HOW TF did that happen (like last years Jags win) so today we're going to be mostly focused on points. Teams are going off...fireworks. **09 Drizzy voice** In the BIGGEST season ever, you know Roger's got some shady shit up his sleeve. While I'm terrified about the new taunting rule ruining the emotion of the game, I do think we're gonna see some fireworks in Week 1 to remind the world of the NFL's chokehold on American culture.

We're gonna see some points, today folks, let's look at the Teaser.
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Best of luck, and always wager responsibly!
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